Washington, D.C.: How Big was the Million MAGA March, REALLY? And why do BLAMTIFA continue to terrorize business owners and innocent people?

ANOTHER QUICK, UNEDITED DISPATCH: MUCH GOING ON HERE. THIS DISPATCH IS PERFECTLY ACCURATE IF NOT PERFECTLY WRITTEN – thank you for forgiveness runaway commas.

We begin on Saturday, 14 November 2020, Washington, D.C.

Million MAGA March, 14 November 2020, Washington, D.C. Photo by Masako Ganaha

How big was the march? I was there. And at hundreds of others around the world. And have faced this question hundreds of times. Therefore, I studied for the answer.

Proud Boys arriving at Freedom Plaza on 14 November 2020. I spent much of the day and evening before with Proud Boys including national leader Enrique Tarrio. Legacy media labels Proud Boys as white supremacists. Strange. Considering the two Proud Boy leaders I know ain’t white.

And so, if legacy media cannot even get that right, they have zero chance of being honest or accurate about crowds and their complexities.

Proud Boys wear black and gold. Other groups in attendance included Three Percenters, Oath Keepers, many church groups, tons of veterans, groups I never heard of, and people from as far away as Alaska and Hawaii.

I talked with people from probably two dozen states in the past three days. Most drove or flew in. Others came by train. I did not see any horses and most Trump supporters do not come by skateboard.

I did not wear a helmet or body armor because most would be Trump supporters. Proud Boys, Patriot Prayer, Three Percenters – the vast majority of Trump supporters do not care if you make video/photos. I don’t even have to watch my back – which ultimately is impossible in these huge crowds.

Bottom line: MAGA people represent no added danger to me or to other peaceful people even when you wear Biden hats. I am safer with this crowd than alone. Far safer.

Notice I keep clicking away with camera as a battalion of Proud Boys pass by. Nobody says a foul word.

Try this with ANTIFA or BLM and see how long you last.

Some people are angry again with me, saying I am picking sides. It’s like this: One side is friendly to me and tons are military veterans.

The BLAMTIFAs often appear to be on meth-mouthed hallucinations, surrounded by Nazis and Screaming Lizards. They will kill me for my skin color which obviously is not green like the lizards. You know what they say about lizards, meth, and Nazis. If you see more than ten Nazi Lizards in one day, cut back on the chem trails.

I was just out in Portland and in disguise with these meth-monsters. Many sport the colored hair. They are extremely dangerous. I spent about ten days directly in their midst.

They exist largely because weak, leftwing local governments in places like Portland, Seattle, D.C., mostly ignore the use of even hard drugs. These weak, ignorant people control the police forces. Downtown Portland is unlivable for civilized people. Much of the area is encampment for homeless addicts.

Only in the last two months have I become a believer in the war on drugs. I am a very fast learner on some things, but on others I have straggled and am rushing to catch up with common sense. Please excuse my tardiness. But I know conservatives will forgive me instantly and welcome me back.

This makes me biased against raging-communists-meth-machines, and completely at home with conservatives. And take it from me, someone who spent years in communist countries – communism sucks even without the drugs.

More Proud Boys pass by. Polite and professional.

Still coming.

Am I the only person in America without a tattoo? Seems like half my American friends have at least one tat. I never inked up even in the Army.