13 July 2016
by Michael Yon
911: “What is your Emergency?”
Caller: “She’s back!”
911: “Who is back?”
Caller: “Shoe Woman!”
911: “What is she doing?”
Caller: “She’s here!”
911: “What is she doing?
Caller: “Talking with Yingluck.”
911: “What luck?”
Caller: “No! Bad luck!”
911: “What is bad luck?”
Caller: “Yingluck!”
911: “What is Yingluck?”
Caller: “Bad luck!”
911: “Is this a prank? It is illegal to prank 911.”
Caller: “This is not a prank! This is an Emergency!”
911: “Shoe Woman is talking to Bad Luck or Ying Luck? What is the emergency?”
Caller: “Shoe Woman is here! That is the emergency!”
911: “Who is Shoe Woman?”
Caller: “She’s crazy. She’s a Red Farang.”
911: “A red fer what?
Caller: “Red Farang.”
911: “Sir, I do not understand.”
Caller: “Google Michael Yon and Kristie Kenney and shoes”
911: “One moment. I will Google.”
911: “OMG!”
Caller: “OMG!”
911: “Lock your doors, barricade yourself. SWAT team is on the way. Stay on the line.”
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