The White House has today issued these new INFOSEC guidelines, effective Monday, 09 May 2011.
New INFOSEC Guidelines from GoTUNSA
(Government of The United States of America)
GoTUNSA has issued a new classification schedule. All documents used by GoTUNSA (see appendix and definitions) are to use this classification system beginning 09 May 2011.
The new classifications are as follows. Please see appendix and definitions for more details on each level of classification.
TOP VERY SCARY
TOP EMBARRASSING SCARY
TOP EMBARRASSING SCARY, COMPARTMENTALIZED,
TOP EMBARRASSING SCARY, COMPARTMENTALIZED, CODE WORD
UNPC EMBARRASSING SCARY
YOU ARE VERY SPECIAL
YOU ARE VERY VERY SPECIAL
YOU ARE VERY VERY VERY SPECIAL
YOU ARE VERY EXTREMELY SPECIAL
YOU ARE EXTREMELY EXTREMLY SPECIAL
YOU ARE MORE SPECIAL THAN ANYONE WITH LOWER CLEARANCE
TOP WEB ADMINISTRATOR
YOU ARE GOD
Shhh…you are Chinese Government Hacker
Top shhhh…Chinese Government Hacker Web Administrator
All documents created or used by GoTUNSA shall be stamped top and bottom in RED INK, underscored, and using the FONT shown.